The Quotable Class of 2005

Just a couple of random pieces of brilliance that were uttered last week that I felt like sharing.

"Dee. Dote. Dice." -Ben, trying to say the number "2"
"What language is THAT?" -Me
"All of them." -Ben
"All the languages?" -Me
"Shut up." -Ben

"I want to learn Esperantu. That's like my life goal." -Ben
"Isn't it Esperanto?" -Me
"Shut the fuck up." -Ben

I don't know what I'm gonna do up in Boston without comic relief like this in my life. It's a scary thought.

Translation: I lost the quote sheet.

Oh well... most of the really funny things that have been said, I just memorized... so it's all good. Pretty much all the funny quotes from this past school year made it into the two 100-quote batches... but there were a few random things that snuck into the last couple weeks of school.

As for the rest... graduation night, some poker games, and a select few pieces of commentary on Game 7 of the NBA Finals. All in all, a good bunch of memories.

I apologize in advance for all the homophobic remarks I'm about to publish. But look at the bright side: there's nothing about Taylor's crotch this time.

1. "I have four brains." -Ben
(Honorable mention to Nick Fishbane for the response of "Like cows! Wait... no, that's four stomachs, never mind.")

2. "Keep in mind that you should not want to peak at age eighteen." -Mr. Deane
"What... like sexually?" -Alex

3. "Guthrie! I am NOT going to draw you naked!" -Me

4. "This is the greatest moment of my life." -Ben, while watching Star Wars

5. "I have the patent on 'motherfucker.'" -Guthrie

6. "Brooks and Dunn are doing the national anthem? Oh... because it's in Austin." -Taylor, on a SAN ANTONIO Spurs game

7. "I would totally beat Robert Horry in a fight." -Taylor
"You'd bite him in the sack, wouldn't you?" -Max
"NO, I would NOT bite him in the SACK!" -Taylor
"Then you don't have the heart to beat Robert Horry in a fight." -Max

8. "Oh well, Democrats... maybe a sewing contest..." -Taylor, as the Republicans beat the Democrats in the all-Senate baseball game

9. "Tim Duncan's secret weapon? His blatant homosexuality. Tim Duncan, Tom Brady, and Ben... now there is a recipe for success." -Taylor

10. "I am going to kick you right in the... gay!" -Taylor, to Ben

11. "I need to play poker 24/7. Because... I don't, and then I get bored." -Ben

12. "Where do cows go on dates? To the MOOvies." -John Anderson, reading a joke off of a popsicle stick
"Where does Ben go on a date? To a gay bar." -Taylor, reading his (or so he claims)

13. "He calls me fat and I call him gay. Only it's "phat" with a P-H, and "gay" with a... G-A-Y." -Taylor, on Ben

14. "These cards are repulsive." -Taylor, folding a poker hand
"You're repulsive." -Me
"Your mom didn't think so... (dramatic pause)... last night... (dramatic pause)... during our hot, steaming... (dramatic pause)... game of Connect Four. (dramatic pause) Strip Connect Four." -Taylor

15. "Whenever Ben says "you like fat chicks," I can always just say "hey, Ben... you like DUDES." -Taylor

Edit (7/28/05) - Mad props to Cort for helping me remember the one I couldn't figure out in my memory last night... enjoy your bonus quotage...

16. "We should be allowed to wear hats." -Joel
"Hats aren't allowed because you can hide a gun under it." -Cort
"By that logic we shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes." -Joel
"YES NUDIST SCHOOL!" -Cort

That's all for now. I'm too tired to remember the rest, but hopefully these will tide you over for a little while, so you can stop complaining about the lack of quotes.

As for the original 100 quotes, I've been collecting votes for over a month, gauging public opinion on how to arrange the top 10. After all the dimpled chads and lawsuits and Supreme Court rulings were complete and the dust had settled, this is how things ended up. Without further ado, The Almighty Top Ten.

1. "EIGHT POINT FIVE INCHES. SUCK... ON... IT!" -Ben, bragging about his ability to guess the height of a water bottle

2. "You are so fat." -Taylor
"No, you're so fat. I'm so gay." -Ben
"Oh. Right. I forgot. Sorry." -Taylor

3. "I like how Mr. Cochran can explain things to me without instantly insulting me." -Taylor
"Taylor, you smell AWFUL." -Ben, instantly

4. "This is some excellent water." -Ben
"Thanks... I made it myself." -Guthrie, sarcastically
"Really?" -Ben, seriously

5. "They hate Jews, and they hate gays... that's why I couldn't be in anymore." -Ben, on the Boy Scouts

6. "It's a clementine Moby Strip." -Joel

7. "Tennyson is my dog." -Taylor
"Your dog is named Tennyson?" Mr. Hickerson
"No... but I'm down with Tennyson." -Taylor

8. "You had me at SHUT UP." -Tim

9. "It's Newton!" Mooning us from the grave!" -Taylor, describing a cardioid graph

10. "You cannot refer me, Cochran! I am UNREFERRABLE!" -Taylor

That's right... it's time for another hundred quotes. You people are just too funny... I can't stop writing. Here are quotes #101-200. They are incredible. Good luck topping these with the third hundred.

1. "DOWN WITH CAUCASIANS!" -Branden

2. "I beat up Jake Spilman! I'm beast!" -Lucy

3. "He'd better be a liar. He's writing me a college recommendation." -Taylor, on Mr. Gardner

4. "In Saw, if you had to like help an old lady across the street or die a horrible death, you'd die a horrible death." -Taylor, to Ben

5. "Let me guess the first thing he's going to say... 'that was ridiculous.'" -Taylor, letting Ben into the room
"Okay... that was RIDICULOUS." -Ben

6. "If you don't wanna do this, that's fine. But if you keep Evans from doing it... I am going to kick you in the crotch." -Mr. Cochran, to Taylor, on his calculus problems

7. "I am richer than the majority of the people in this room!" -Alex

8. "No one is my equal... in fight power." -Alex

9. "It talks about three things: equal treatment, treating people equally, and giving the same treatment to people of different faiths." -Mr. Deane

10. "The Soviet Union was AWFUL." -Joel
"Maybe to YOU, Joel. Maybe to YOU!" -Guthrie

11. "Sorry... I just had a bad experience with the death penalty this weekend." -Ben

12. "IQ tests are B.S." -Mr. Deane, silencing a minute-long rant from Alex about his own high IQ

13. "Remember when Evans used to talk all the time? Now he like never says anything." -Alex, interrupting... me

14. "Everyone loves Tennyson... if they have ANY sense at ALL..." -Taylor
"Actually, I prefer Browning." -Mr. Hickerson
"Oh." -Taylor

15. "Put me on the frickin' Supreme Court! I'll interpret everything for you!" -Ben

16. "Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I sat on Mark Washington..." -Tim

17. "Who is this idiot that wrote the Daily Progress? I'm going to kill them." -Ben

18. "Who knows their Latin?" -Mr. Cochran
"Me! Where's Sarah?" -Ben

19. "Who is Herman Melville? That's not what I named my kid!" -Tim

20. "You're... thirty percent gay." -Taylor
"You're 150% fat." -Ben

21. "Is this okay Coch?" -Tim, abbreviating "Cochran"
"Haven't you always wanted to do that?" -Taylor

22. "Could we at least have Scattergories?" -Taylor, as he's locked out of the room

23. "If I jumped off a cliff, would you?" -Taylor
"NO!" -Ben
"He'd push you." -Tim

24. "It sucks to be executed." -Alex

25. "Lydia wants separate but equal! She's racist!" -Ben

26. "No one in this class is of color except for myself." -Alex

27. "Quoth the raven, 'nevermore.' Quoth Taylor, 'you are a ho.'" -Taylor

28. "Are we finding that we need a character list to keep track of his book?" -Mr. Hickerson
"No!" -Taylor
"Oh. Well I do." -Mr. Hickerson
"To each his own." -Taylor

29. "The new hit joint from Tennyson drops this month! It's IN MEMORIAM, yo!" -Taylor

30. "That's blatantly racist, I love it." -Ben

31. "Oh, I hate the ACLU. They're one of those groups that needs to be blown up." -Joel

32. "I'm like a foot taller than you." -Mr. Cochran, to Tim

33. "I don't know what that was, but it was INTENSE." -Ben, on a jellybean

34. "I like sticking it to the man." -Alex

35. "It's an edo. That's 'ode' backwards!" -Taylor, to Mr. Hickerson

36. "I'll do NAFTA, I'll just go bananas." -Ben, on his foreign policy project

37. "Can we hear from our double-X chromosome delegation?" -Mr. Deane
"Who's that?" -Ben
"The males!" -Alex

38. "That teacher looks kind of like you. Only... more... greasy." -Taylor, to Mr. Cochran

39. "Man, my tongue hurts so bad. I need some kind of delicious salve." -Ben

40. "While he's having his extravagant funeral, I'm gonna throw a huge party on the other side of town." -Taylor, on Ben's death

41. "Evans, you're so tall! Cut your feet off!" -Ben

42. "Cochran, I gotta go to the water fountain. The Virginia Blood Services SUCK." -Tim

43. "Make the connection between bubbles and turtles, and then we'll make the connection between bubbles and cities." -Mr. Cochran

44. "I was trying to make it aerodynamic. Sorry." -Ben, explaining his folded-up calc test

45. "Wait, this isn't golf-calculus? I thought I had a new course record!" -Taylor, whose calc test was marked "-30"

46. "Zach, you tripled my score, I hate you." -Ben, on his calc test

47. "I got a B, you SLUT!" -Tim, to me, on his calc test

48. "I'm gonna like die of exhaustion, 'cause I'm so hot." -Ben

49. "EVANS! You Saudi Arabian crackwhore!" -Tim

50. "When I was a little kid, I used to go into every store thinking about how I could rob it." -Taylor, to Mr. Cochran

51. "Just because I break the laws of physics does not make me any less of a person. I'm just extraordinary." -Tim

52. "Sir Isaac Newton's got nothin' on Tim Longo." -Paul

53. "I'm a demigod. I should write a Constitution." -Tim

54. "It's Easter Sunday, and you want me to publish the word 'anally.'" -Ms. Vandever, to Taylor

55. "What conic section is this?" -Mr. Cochran, hoping for the answer "ellipse"
"Hyperbole." -Joel

56. "That's my good side." -Taylor, on a picture of his crotch

57. "What is this?" -Mr. Cochran, holding up two sheets of paper
"My briefs." -Taylor, referring to his legal briefs for his Supreme Court project

58. "So remember that. Old tests can be hazardous to your health." -Ms. Cunningham
"New tests can too." -Me

59. "If I were Moses, I would have flown." Ben, referring to the parting of the Red Sea
"But you can't be Moses, because Moses wasn't gay." -Taylor

60. "That made no sense." -Me
"Your mom made no sense last night, but I fixed her. YES." -Ben
"Why are you yessing? That made no sense either." -Me
"Did you just say 'why are you yessing?'" -Guthrie

61. "We'll handle all 'I'm not gonna be here tomorrow' issues later." -Ms. Cunningham
"Ms. Cunningham, I'm not gonna be here tomorrow." -Guthrie
"Wow... you're graduating in, what, three weeks?" -Ms. Cunningham
"Actually... it's seven." -Paul

62. "In 1989, in Sweden, if your income surpassed forty-six thousand dollars..." -Mr. Deane
"They killed you." -Tim

63. "If both of your parents made $40, 000 a year, then your family could make up to $110,000 a year." -Mr. Deane, explaining income taxes

64. "I've heard that there's a vast right-wing racist conspiracy afoot in the Charlottesville area." -Mr. Deane
"There's a meeting tonight at my house by the way. Joel's gonna bake brownies, it's gonna be awesome." -Tim

65. "Cute boxers, but let's find a real seat." -Mr. Hickerson, to Colin Bertram

66. "Which author is known as the author of Ivanhoe?" -Mr. Cochran
"MOTHERFUCKER!" -Guthrie
"What?" -Mr. Cochran

67. "I couldn't remember who wrote Ivanhoe, so I just wrote 'Guthrie has the clap.'" -Taylor

68. "Could you repeat the question please?" -Taylor, to Mr. Cochran
"GOD, YOU ARE SO FAT!" -Ben

69. "That is one good-looking muffin you have there, Mr. Cochran." -Taylor

70. "I am going to hit you over the head." -Ben, to Taylor
"Why, what did he say?" -Me
"Nothing, he was just being gay. I mean, fat." -Ben

71. "I wanna be pope just so I can wear the hat." -Jesse

72. "If there was a perfume that smelled like National Geographic, I would be so turned on." -Taylor

73. "Cochran needs to work on his extrapolation skills." -Taylor
"I'll extrapolate you." -Ben
"Don't even get me started about how I extrapolated your mom." -Taylor

74. "I have recently discovered the joys of apathy." -Taylor, to Mr. Cochran
"Recently?" -Me

75. "Look at this ridiculous balloon! Isn't this a ridiculous balloon? It is a ridiculous balloon!" -Ben
"It's a 'sogging sausage.'" -Guthrie
"It is really struggling!" -Ben

76. "I'm gonna go shoot myself, I'll be right back..." -Me
"Ummm..." -Ben
"Oh. Right." -Me

77. "Do I even have a textbook?" -Ben, on government class

78. "If I was Bill Gates, all I would do is play poker." -Ben

79. "If you had forty billion dollars, you'd become the next Mike Tyson." -Joel, to Ben

80. "This pepper is retarded!" -Ben

81. "Wow, we have eighty quotes already." -Me
"Virginia Tech has an endowment?" -Ben
"Wow, okay... eighty-one." -Me

82. "When I'm king, we'll take all the money out of welfare and put it in the space program." -Ben

83. "Rage against the machine, brothers!" -Mr. Deane

84. "What did you call your study parties in organic chemistry?" -Zach, to Ms. Cunningham (apologies if you don't get it, but trust me, it's funny)

85. "Block periods don't work. Studies have shown that after twenty minutes kids tune out and begin fantasizing." -Mr. Deane

86. "Why would you have faith in Jesus? That is so dumb." -Ben

87. "It's okay Ben, you're going to hell. I'm okay with that." -Taylor

88. "I am going to stab you in the bald spot." -Taylor, to Ben

89. "Does Austin have a Chinatown?" -Me
"It has a Mexico." -Tim

90. "You're inconscious of reality." -Taylor, to Guthrie

91. "I can't imagine that the Middle East is a very cool place to hang out." -Tim

92. "I bet at Taco Bell the bar codes are in Mexican." -Taylor

93. "Oh man, I got sour cream all over my crotch." -Taylor

94. "Everyone is my monkey." -Paul

95. "Guthrie, let me grope you!" -Ben

96. "What time is it?" -Brian
"I could tell you if I had my phone, but I don't." -Me
"It's in my pants." -Zach

97. "Poor Indians." -Lydia, upon tasting the mango chutney in her Indian food order

98. "Hey, where's my phone... oh wait, it's in MY pants now! HA!" -Me

99. "That's gross!" -Lydia
"Your mom!" -Zach (on Mother's Day no less)

100. "AAH, I BROKE MY HIP! THAT IS RIDICULOUS!" -Me, doing my best Ben impression and trying to imagine this quote sheet in sixty years

All right! Now that the 100 greatest quotes of all time are available online, it is time to vote.

Make your picks for the top ten quotes, ranking them from first to tenth, and either post your picks here or shoot an IM over to EvanWithAnS. I'll keep track of the results, and soon we will have found the people's choice for the best quote ever.

1. "That's bad poetry." - Me
"That's redundant." -Ben

2. "And Reagan said... 'that's okay, I'll just go kill the Soviet Union!'" -Tim

3. "I'm a Woodrow Wilson FIEND!" -Tim

4. "That's like getting stuck in the toilet!" -Joel

5. "That is the best face of all time." -Tim, on Ben's face

6. "This is some excellent water." -Ben
"Thanks... I made it myself." -Guthrie, sarcastically
"Really?" -Ben, seriously

7. "If I'm not confused, then something's wrong." -Zach, on AP Chemistry

8. "That was the most ridiculous experience of my life." -Ben, on being late to English

9. "I am SO pouring liquid nitrogen on your crotch!" -Zach, to Paul

10. "Oh no! The Sparknotes will be SO LONG!" -Guthrie, on Wuthering Heights

11. "He is so Christian and dumb." -Ben, on Joel

12. "We're due for another Hippie Era." -Ben

13. "Oh, Ben... you're gonna be an awesome eighty-year-old." -Mr. Deane

14. "Evans, you should jump out of a cake." -Tim, on Mr. Deane's birthday

15. "Mr. Cochran, I'm going to the bathroom. It is about to EXPLODE." -Joel

16. "A butter gun. It shoots butter. It's popcorn's best friend." -Tim

17. "What did the New Deal bring to the South?" -Mr. Deane
"Racism." - Ben

18. "Your house is illegally parked." - Joel

19. "I just told Evans I was going to smite him." -Taylor, to Mr. Hickerson

20. "I can create a slideshow using NOTHING BUT MY MIND." -Taylor

21. "Playboy has the ugliest women in America." -Tim

22. "Chicken. It's the Tuna of the Land." -Me

23. "OW! MY EAR!" -Joel, as Ben sits behind him and yells at Mr. Cochran

24. "Joel! What is with you taking off your shirt?!" -Ben
"I get hot!" -Joel

25. "The superintendent demands that we kill all the white people!" -Ben

26. "SHE WANTS TO BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL! Which I'm all for..." -Taylor, on the superintendent

27. "Taylor, you are BEYOND on crack." -Ben

28. "We should take a couple of these and let them soak in there. That would be good." -Taylor, on Mr. Cochran's lollipops and Guthrie's water
"That is the worst idea EVER." -Guthrie

29. "This scarf proves that I am a bigger man." -Ben
"Yes... but once the scarf comes off, you go back to being a WOMAN." -Joel

30. "YESSSSSSSSS! FREEZE ME!" -Ben, upon hearing the name "Ted Williams"

31. "I wanna have the most extravagant funeral EVER!" -Ben
"But you're not dying." -Zach
"Oh right!" -Ben

32. "Write that down! 'Is it the reaction coefficient of the reaction quotient?'" -Zach
"That is the nerdiest quote ever." -Me
"Did you just call that the gnarliest quote ever?" -Paul

33. "Mirado Black Warriors. I endorse them. The people love them." -Taylor, on his pencil

34. "Don't rub me." -Me, to Taylor

35. "The Awakening is the epitome of sucking." -Taylor

36. "You are so fat." -Taylor
"No, you're so fat. I'm so gay." -Ben
"Oh. Right. I forgot. Sorry." -Taylor

37. "I walked into him in the hall and he was like 'YO! DON'T SMUDGE MY SHOE!'" -Taylor, on Colin Campbell

38. "It's a clementine Moby Strip." -Joel

39. "I failed the jesus out of that thing." -Ben

40. "The Atheist Tree. It's just a stick." -Ben

41. "Mr. Deane, can I have one of those letters that says I'm failing?" -Zach

42. "I'm gonna make my own mathematical equation: TAYLOR = IDIOT." -Tim

43. "We've spread it like wildfire! Or AIDS... depending on how evil we are..." -Tim

44. "Guthrie, you need to teach Taylor to be anorexic." -Ben

45. "You look like Oprah, Joel. Except for the obvious... not being black or a woman or fat..." -Tim

46. "Let's print a picture of Paul Wiley's mother... oh wait, no, it's not April GROSS Day." -Tim, on the April Fools' Day KTR

47. "I think black people deserve to have facial features." -Colin Campbell

48. "That should be a requirement to win Record of the Year. It has to NOT SUCK." -Tim

49. "I hope Cort drops a bomb on your house." -Ben, to me

50. "You know, Sarah... if you look in a mirror, you can read my name." -Tim, to Sarah, who is wearing her MIT sweatshirt

51. "Wuthering Heights is hilarious. That narrator is such a player." -Ben

52. "I thought I was itching my hand with the eraser. Turns out, I was stabbing myself!" -Tim

53. "I am a Renaissance Man." -Ben

54. "EIGHT POINT FIVE INCHES. SUCK... ON... IT!" -Ben, bragging about his ability to guess the height of a water bottle (edited, 5/8/05... props to Cort for noticing the misquote)

55. "YES! TWELVE POINT FIVE INCHES! I am genius." -Ben, upon measuring his own foot
"Yes. Because you can read a ruler." -Tim

56. "Steven is going to mortgage your house and foreclose on it." - Taylor, to Ben

57. "I am SO trustbusting the College Board." -Tim

58. "I'm gonna beat you up, you cripple." -Ben, to Taylor

59. "You cannot refer me, Cochran! I am UNREFERRABLE!" -Taylor

60. "We have decided three things about women: one, I like women; two, they are not vile creatures; and three, they vote with their hearts, not with their minds." -Ben

61. "At least I'm not getting kicked out of school for crack... since I don't get caught..." -Taylor

62. "Sorry for not being loud and obnoxious." -Sarah
"You should be." -Ben
"In Ben's world, 'quiet' equals 'worthless.'" -Taylor

63. "This was the best day for quotes ever." -Ben, on February 14, 2005 -- incredibly, the source of quotes 44 through 63

64. "So... we're going to do a lab today." -Ms. Cunningham
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" -Guthrie, very loudly

65. "I am going to duct tape your mouth shut!" -Ms. Cunningham, to me

66. "The series (1/n) diverges, YOU WHORE!" -Tim, to me

67. "In your face, everybody else!" -Taylor, because he knows the first line of Hamlet

68. "I need a funeral T-shirt! And a funeral pen! And a FUNERAL ICE TASSEL!" -Me, on Ben's funeral

69. "Tennyson is my dog." -Taylor
"Your dog is named Tennyson?" Mr. Hickerson
"No... but I'm down with Tennyson." -Taylor

70. "He gained two points for... assassinating Ben [...] for interrupting class." -Mr. Deane, on an AP essay

71. "You had me at SHUT UP." -Tim

72. "I'm giving up CALCULUS for Lent!" -Taylor

73. "I'm not telling you what it got. I don't want you thinking you gave it too less or too more." -Mr. Deane, on an AP essay

74. "You DON'T LIKE DONKEY KONG? You are a ho." -Ben, to Guthrie

75. "Just what are you trying to say, you little communist?" -Tim, responding to Alex's criticism of Ronald Reagan

76. "My right arm is more muscular, so it sweats more." -Taylor, analyzing his massive pit stains

77. "Alex, America is the cafeteria lady of the world." -Me

78. "And then I'd be like 'COCHRAN, CAN THE WHOLE WORLD!'" -Tim

79. "That's a 'chair.'" -Ben
"Thanks buddy." -Tim

80. "It's Newton!" Mooning us from the grave!" -Taylor, describing a cardioid graph

81. "What empire? WHAT EMPIRE? Byzantine, you ho!" -Taylor

82. "Taylor's totally wearing pantyhose, you guys." -Sage

83. "Women and men are equal." -Ben
"That's a cliché." -Tim

84. "You guys multiply like jackrabbits." Tim, on the orchestra

85. "I have a very sexy back of the head." -Jesse

86. "Lord [last name redacted because Ben is a bitch]. That has a nice ring to it." -Ben

87. "Well, first they decided to get all the reds out of the country..." -Mr. Deane
"THEY MISSED ONE!" -Tim, pointing at Guthrie

88. "I could make some good fried chicken for President Bush. I bet you he'd eat that shit up." -Ben

89. "It's... Congressional or something." -Joel, on his denomination of Christianity

90. "Asbestos... the FRESHMAKER!" -Tim

91. "Joel, you are now a demigod out of ancient Indian text." -Mr. Deane

92. "I have no aspirations in life beyond being the emperor of the earth." -Mr. Deane
"You'll have to get through me first!" -Ben

93. "Surely it's resonant!" -Steven, describing Lewis structures in a faintly British accent

94. "But phosphorous has five." -Paul
"I'll five YOU." -Guthrie
"I don't even get that joke." -Kate
"The joke's on YOU, Kate." -Guthrie

95. "I like how Mr. Cochran can explain things to me without instantly insulting me." -Taylor
"Taylor, you smell AWFUL." -Ben, instantly

96. "England doesn't have an environment." -Ben

97. "Stephen Hawking, in your face!" -Taylor, upon solving a math problem

98. "We need to set up an Anti-Ballistic Missile Defense system in this classroom." -Ben

99. "They hate Jews, and they hate gays... that's why I couldn't be in anymore." -Ben, on the Boy Scouts

100. "The beach is NOT outdoors." -Tim

Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. As soon as the immortal Quote Sheet hits 100 hilarious sayings, all 100 will be posted in their entirety on this page, for the world to see. It is time to decide on the people's choice for The Greatest Quote Ever.

Currently the sheet -- or shall I call it the eight-page front-and-back anthology of sheets -- holds an astouding 93 nuggets of wisdom from the students and teachers of the Charlottesville High School senior class. Hopefully, we are just days away from the unveiling of the big 1-0-0.