The Quotable Class of 2005

As for the original 100 quotes, I've been collecting votes for over a month, gauging public opinion on how to arrange the top 10. After all the dimpled chads and lawsuits and Supreme Court rulings were complete and the dust had settled, this is how things ended up. Without further ado, The Almighty Top Ten.

1. "EIGHT POINT FIVE INCHES. SUCK... ON... IT!" -Ben, bragging about his ability to guess the height of a water bottle

2. "You are so fat." -Taylor
"No, you're so fat. I'm so gay." -Ben
"Oh. Right. I forgot. Sorry." -Taylor

3. "I like how Mr. Cochran can explain things to me without instantly insulting me." -Taylor
"Taylor, you smell AWFUL." -Ben, instantly

4. "This is some excellent water." -Ben
"Thanks... I made it myself." -Guthrie, sarcastically
"Really?" -Ben, seriously

5. "They hate Jews, and they hate gays... that's why I couldn't be in anymore." -Ben, on the Boy Scouts

6. "It's a clementine Moby Strip." -Joel

7. "Tennyson is my dog." -Taylor
"Your dog is named Tennyson?" Mr. Hickerson
"No... but I'm down with Tennyson." -Taylor

8. "You had me at SHUT UP." -Tim

9. "It's Newton!" Mooning us from the grave!" -Taylor, describing a cardioid graph

10. "You cannot refer me, Cochran! I am UNREFERRABLE!" -Taylor